“Kind of a strange message for kids.” –Susan
Rats in the kitchen? That’s adorable. Really, we shouldn’t be so prejudiced against rats. Is that what we’re saying here, Pixar?
No. Of course not.
The real message must be that anyone can be great, regardless of their background. But wait, the script specifically states something along the lines of: “Not anyone can be great, but greatness can come from anyone.”
Gone are the days of telling American children that they can be whatever they want to be. The new message is that you might not be able to be great, but anyone else might be. Even if it’s a rat who wants to be a chef. Is that it? It doesn’t matter how hard you try or how qualified you are, some lucky bastard off the street could slip into line and take your job at any time? You might have to shrug and just accept the fact that you don’t have the natural talent to make your dreams come true or to be the best? That might be accurate, but come on, is that an important moral for kids right now? Let them worry about that crap when they’re thirty and need to find a real job.
OK, so the rat was a good cook, and we should ignore the fact that he crawled up out of the sewer, has no training, no food handlers license, and probably carries diseases. I can respect that in the light of Disney fairytales (after all, rats have sewn beautiful ball gowns in couture style for as long as I can remember… or were those mice?). Cooking is an art, not tied to education so much as natural talent (I’ll have to take their word on that, I hate cooking). But then there’s this scene where all the other rats, untalented rats, completely take over the kitchen. Hundreds of them. Only the one an artiste. Really, it’s hard to find the underlying message through the thick grime of surface story that reminds us all not to make snappy judgments about rats touching our food.
I fear the Taco Bells of the next generation.
Posted by Susan on July 29th, 2007 in Movies | No Comments »
Hey, so I finally saw this movie, and it was pretty cool! The scary-face bunny kinda creeped me out, and I had to wash the movie down with an episode of Arrested Development to ensure that I didn’t have evil bunny nightmares, but otherwise I really liked it.
Quick synopsis: The movie follows Donnie Darko, a smart, likeable, troubled teenager who sleepwalks, hears voices, and sees “Frank”–a large evil-faced talking bunny who tells him to commit various crimes during the night to prepare for the end of the world in 22 days…. Over the next 22 days, Donnie carries out these crimes–all the while carrying on a fairly normal life at home and school… aside from a random jet engine falling into his bedroom during the night while he is out following voices, and his intellectual forays into time travel…
At first glance, the movie appears to be delving into the mind of a schizophrenic–and I was totally buying into it. But at some point during the movie it dawned me that… maybe Donnie isn’t really schizophrenic–or maybe he is, but that’s irrelevant. Maybe this really IS a movie about time-travel. Which kind of disappointed me, because it really made more sense to me the other way, and I found myself confused about how all the scenes were supposed to fit together in the “time travel” context.
Fortunately, Wikipedia has a nice little article that clarified the whole time-travel aspect for me…although I still have many lingering questions. But at least I “get” the movie now. Thanks Wikipedia! (Don’t read the article until AFTER you see the movie though!)
But anyway, bottom line is: it’s a really cool movie with interesting concepts, really solid acting, some neat effects, and a fair amount of humor thrown in to help balance the creepy bunny scenes. Recommended!
Posted by Laura on July 9th, 2007 in Movies | No Comments »
Imagine this scene: You’re lounging in the shade of a palm tree, looking out across the white sand beach and admiring the contrast of the deep green sea against the vivid blue tropical sky. You close your eyes for just a second, and magnified in your ears is the sound of the gentle sea lapping the beach, seagulls calling in the distance, and–even further still–the crash of waves as they hit the reef at the edge of your vision. You open your eyes again, and gaze up at the lazy white puffy clouds in the sky. Clouds that serve only to ornament your view and carry no threat of rain or darkness. You consider those perfect clouds, and you wonder: what would those clouds taste like?
Well, my friends, I have found the answer to that question. If you could indeed dip your spoon into those dreamy tropical clouds, they would taste exactly like Haagen-Daz Pineapple Coconut Ice Cream: cool, creamy, sweet, rich–yet light and smooth–the pineapple not too pineapply, and the coconut just perfectly mellow and not overpowering. Perfection. Happiness. You could sit right here, ice cream in hand, and feel that you need nothing else in the world.
Haagen-Daz Pineapple Coconut Cream Ice Cream, I love you. I have never met another ice cream that makes me feel the way you do. Please stay with me forever. End chorus.